The crew of Start Trekkin' NYC has been infiltrated with a phantom cyborg presence. This alien creature is commonly known as "Lindsay" although its proper, scientific nomenclature is "Leslie Goshko." Laden with unearthly powers to avoid every single cast photograph, she only materializes onstage during Start Trekkin' shows, where she improvises her way through solar systems, love triangles, and interstellar globs of goo. Should anyone actually see her in a photograph, PLEASE proceed with caution. This means that there has been a shift in the time-space continuum and your very soul and organic matter could be in extreme danger.
Should you have any information concerning this dangerous creature, please notify the Captain...or simply report to the bridge.
WHO IS THIS PHANTOM? A FIGMENT OF OUR IMAGINATION? OR A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH?
There is one photo I know of, but it shall remain private so as to preserve the cosmos...
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